Good news for women: McDonalds is cutting the portions for you, so you can pay more money and still feel waifish on your date!
This recession. As if it weren't bad enough that I'm underemployed, now McDonald's is telling me that I should feel bad about stuffing my face with ultra-cheap food.
Granted, I hate fast food and haven't been in a McDonalds in a long time. But does anyone else feel that a fundamental American right -- the right to eat nutriotionless junk during a recession and not feel guilty -- is being eroded?
Come on -- we all know that 'Winnie' would not be caught dead in a McDonalds. She's probably smirking at you right now from some Pinkberry across the street and taking unflattering pictures on her Blackberry Storm.
Seriously. What a bitch.