Anchor: "Blowing off his own impeachment trial, Blagojevich is hitting up every talk show he can find. Is he crazy like a fox, or just crazy??........Next, an exclusive interview with the embattled governor!"But you know? I think it's put best by the man himself. Here's a great montage of Blago's Allusions of Grandeur, courtesy of Commondreams.org:
2. George H. W. Bush makes a joke about an ugly femi-nazi and Bill Clinton is really, really uncomfortable.
He must have been insulted on behalf of Hillary. (Kidding! I just went into misogynist asshole comedian mode for a second to freak you out.)
3. Everyone knows about Malia Obama's crush on the Jonas Brothers. Everyone. Why? Because her dad -- also known as the world's most famous man -- made fun of it. To reporters. And the footage got out.
My mother used to embarrass me by calling me to the front of the grocery store through the PA system. I guess it was more fun than checking the aisles for the only girl wearing lime green, stirruped leggings and a matching top. But I'm happy to say it was nothing quite on this scale.
Still, Malia seemed pretty happy at the Kids' Inaugural Ball:
I feel like if I were she I would have held some defensive, counterproductive press conference denying any enjoyment of the Brothers Jonas (you know, like the Republicans did when Al Queda endorsed John McCain). But I'm just coy like that.