But before I move on to 2010, I have to do some ritualistic soul cleansing. And by soul cleansing I mean semi-coherent pop-culture rant.
First of all, everyone knows that the name "Kesha" belongs to Keysia Cole and Keasha from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila ("K-E-A-S-H-A. Okayyyyy?") Second of all, "Tick Tock" is completely mortifying. No one brushes their teeth with a bottle of Jack.
Larry David pretends to be cynical and undemonstrative, but the season 7 Curb finale, "Seinfeld," was a touching resolution of his break from Cheryl and one of the funniest Curb episodes to date. Especially this. May we all have the self-consciousness to mock ourselves so incisively.