Week in review: "Sexual Napalm" and other gaffes of note

*MTV is no longer “music” television.  People who are awake between 2 and 4 a.m. are very, very disappointed.

*The Dude sang "We are the World." And the world asked, "How does this help anyone?"

*In an unexpected move, Megan Fox stripped down for a sexy Armani commercial.

*Megan McCain argued with people who already agree with her.  Of course, when your point is

"I don't think that....what's important to note about this is -- this is exactly what's wrong with politics today -- it's exactly what's going wrong […] It's exactly, perfect example, what is wrong in this country today!”

..it helps if the other people are already on your side. 

 Megan McCain got an applause break after that comment.   Naturally, this all went down on The View.  

*In an exclusive interview, Bloomberg revealed that the only person in the world gullible enough to fall for Undercover Boss is President Obama.

Obama said that "like many Americans, I don't begrudge people success or wealth."  Of course, the Financial Times reported that 80% of Americans think CEOs' pay is too high.  But the Finacial Times is socialist, right?

Sorry, Obama -- looks like you just spent all the political capital that asking  Leno to host the Washington Correspondence Dinner affords you.

 *Akon's "Sexy Bitch" reached #7 on the singles charts.  ("I'm tryin' to find the words to describe this girl/ Without bein' disrespectfullll...").  Hey, Akon: try harder.

*Facebook announced that as of today, British prison inmates can no longer taunt their victims via Facebook.  I guess it's hard for Facebook to keep track of this kind of thing when they're so busy taunting me for my stomach fat.

and finally:

*Don't date John Mayer.  His rather "colorful" remarks to Playboy included the existential

"Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."

I'll bet Jessica Simpson is flattered!
John Mayer: mind of a poet, soul of a perverted psycho.  PR instincts of Barack Obama.