As we all know, every month has its thing. October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. February is Black History Month (not to be confused with April, which is Confederate History Month).
And so -- this morning the first of May -- I asked myself: what should I celebrate? And where was I going to stash all my Confederate flags?
It was at that moment I realized that I felt *exactly* like P. Diddy.
And that's when I knew that May -- in addition to being BBQ Month and Creative New Beginnings Month -- was going to be National Quote Ke$ha Month.
I urge you all to join me in celebrating this prophet of our time. Remember, a little Ke$ha can go a long way towards world peace.
Thank you for your time and don't forget "the way boyz/ are."
Sincereley,
Eva "No Cares but Plenty of Beer" Holman
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